the PANtheistic approach

September 7th, 2008 · 71 comments · (stumble it!)

at yale divinity school, the daily chapel service is followed by a coffee hour. apparently, says sara in new haven, “some who skip chapel were helping themselves to the goodies before the intended time. looks like the ‘keeper of the snacks’ has something to say about this.”

the PAN-theistic approach

the PAN-theistic approach

meanwhile, john in sudbury, mass. spotted this humble plea outside the local roman catholic church.

...or else

related: so much for turning the other cheek

→ 71 CommentsFILED UNDER: connecticut · food · god · guilt trip · new haven · university

making time for the important things in life…like facebook apps

September 5th, 2008 · 58 comments · (stumble it!)

spotted by an anonymous bullshit cop in knoxville, tennessee…

making time for the stuff that matters...like facebook applications

related: facebook schoolyard smackdown

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the sink half-empty

September 4th, 2008 · 64 comments · (stumble it!)

our anonymous submitter sneakily snapped a photo of the whiteboard at a friend’s house in urbana, illinois.
the sink half-empty

related: oh sweetie, i love it when you talk dirty!

→ 64 CommentsFILED UNDER: dishes · dishwasher · excessive underlining · illinois · rebuttals · roommates · signed with love · urbana · whiteboard

just doing their part to uphold the reputation of americans abroad

September 2nd, 2008 · 118 comments · (stumble it!)

edward says this sign was posted on every floor and inside all the elevators at the hotel that headquartered ucla’s study abroad program in granada, spain last semester.

cheese warning

can you blame them? i mean, really — what a waste of perfectly good manchego!

→ 118 CommentsFILED UNDER: actually totally reasonable · cheese · espana · exclamation-point happy! · noise · spain · university

currently on the table: a guest towel visa program

September 1st, 2008 · 70 comments · (stumble it!)

our anonymous submitter says his coworkers were taking stacks of paper towels from the bathroom and putting them in kitchen. “HR evidently does not agree with this practice and decided to enact a one-towel play in the break-room kitchen,” he says. (the office billing manager added the follow-up on the towels’ behalf.)

currently on the table: a guest towel visa program

related: this is not positive communication

→ 70 CommentsFILED UNDER: anthropomorphism · kitchen · office supplies · rebuttals

coming soon: the all-you-can-spell buffet

August 31st, 2008 · 77 comments · (stumble it!)

jesse says he spotted this sign at a great mongolian restaurant in the dallas area. “they recently changed their name from ton’s mongolian grill to tao’s garden, but apparently they haven’t figured out how to spell it yet.”

tao''s gadren

related: best. potluck. theme. ever.

→ 77 CommentsFILED UNDER: "customer service" · CAPS LOCK · dallas · food · restaurant · spelling and grammar police

please pick up your dirty laundry ASAP

August 28th, 2008 · 121 comments · (stumble it!)

says our anonymous facebook user in ottawa: “it’s exactly what it looks like.”

please pick your dirty laundry ASAP

related: in daylights? in sunsets? in midnights? in posts on facebook?

→ 121 CommentsFILED UNDER: ex drama · facebook · ottawa