the latest in a series previously documented here and here.
have a nice day
May 13th, 2007 · 8 comments
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8 responses so far ↓
#1
Jorzilla
That would make me want to leave a flaming bag of poo on their doorstep. A+ for awesome.
May 16, 2007 at 4:02 pm rating: 0
#2
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May 18, 2007 at 7:04 pm rating: 0
#3
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May 20, 2007 at 10:48 am rating: 0
#4
jerky
it’s not like people ‘let’ their dogs shit there. Thy want the dogs to shot there
May 22, 2007 at 2:02 pm rating: 0
#5
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#6
stepped in too much shit
Brooklynites do not appriciate dog shit because it stinks, and somehow brings on a bad day. Bring a BAG, and pick up your dog’s shit, or kindly lead it to a grassy feild, where you yourself can take a shit. Death by torture should be ensued..
Jun 22, 2007 at 9:19 pm rating: 0
#7
oh, shit!
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#8
now you’re just bringing it on yourself, don’t you think?
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